edsheeranis-perfection:

A reminder why Ray is a beautiful person. 

edsheeranis-perfection:

A reminder why Ray is a beautiful person. 

(via heir-o-life)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via wreckitronnie)

goldenhaxorfoxhd:

shinjutori:

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

image

I’m on mobile and the gif won’t load but I’m assuming its Ryan.

(Source: bound2014, via heir-o-life)

tonight-im-an-alley-cat:

This is the greatest photo

(Source: 1iteraltrash, via heir-o-life)

gamzadoodle-makarkles:

Okay I guess I’m kinda attractive.

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha, via ridinghi)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I need gaston to sing this to me.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I need gaston to sing this to me.

(via jakeenglish-blaze)

darksyveris:

This man is more famous than most of us will ever be

darksyveris:

This man is more famous than most of us will ever be

(via raynervezjr)

"

I can put my phone down beside my bed and pull my two layers of blankets up over my shoulders, rolling over until I face the wall becoming so content and ready for sleep. But as soon as my phone lights up and I know it’s you, I’ll take the chance of being restless just to see what you have to say. Because time spent on you is much more comforting.

"

2:13am

(via do-not-humpme)

(via deadcutegirll)

Tags: Brandon

amberjpg:

i look like i hav one big leg

(via deadcutegirll)

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

(via ridinghi)

nottheaverageasian:


pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

(via failcakes11)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via fake-mermaid)

(via bastille)